Thursday, 16 February 2006
Tits v T*ts
Of all the papers, The Sun goes all coy when it comes to the BBC3 program 'Tittybangbang'. It blushingly prints 'T*ttybanbang' in the TV schedules.
Monday, 6 February 2006
The Coast Road
I'm reading The Coast Road by Paul Gogarty. It's borrowed from the library and contains the scribbled thoughts of a fellow lender in the margins...
Page 5
- Gogarty says: "There are more castles in Kent than in any other country"
- Scribbler says: "Cumberland and Northumberland?"
Page 16
- Gogarty says: "A sliver of new moon is rising"
- Scribbler says: "The new moon sets"
... Why would someone do this?
Page 5
- Gogarty says: "There are more castles in Kent than in any other country"
- Scribbler says: "Cumberland and Northumberland?"
Page 16
- Gogarty says: "A sliver of new moon is rising"
- Scribbler says: "The new moon sets"
... Why would someone do this?
Sunday, 29 January 2006
Thursday, 26 January 2006
Where's What's On Editor? October 2005
I found an old edition of What's On. Here are the results...
Where's What's On Editor? October 2005 ratio:
5 times out of 52 pages (0.0962)
See original post for more details: Where's What's On Editor?
Where's What's On Editor? October 2005 ratio:
5 times out of 52 pages (0.0962)
See original post for more details: Where's What's On Editor?
Friday, 13 January 2006
When will I be famous?
This year's Celebrity Big Brother contestants may have decided amongst themselves who was the most famous (Michael Barrymore, apparently), but what does Google say? This...
1: "Maggot" -- 1,800,000
> Top search result: Go Fishing, Go Maggotdrowning - the Coarse Fishing site
2: "George Galloway" -- 1,380,000
> Top search result: George Galloway MP
3: "Dennis Rodman" -- 896,000
> Top search result: NBA.com: Dennis Rodman Player Info
4: "Traci Bingham" -- 700,000
> Top search result: ::: TraciBingham.net :::
5: "Jodie Marsh" -- 393,000
> Top search result: UK Babes - Jodie Marsh Pics
6: "Michael Barrymore" -- 181,000
> Top search result: Joy's Michael Barrymore Pages
7: "Pete Burns" -- 125,000
> Top search result: The Right Stuff: welcome to the official website for Dead Or Alive
8: "Rula Lenska" -- 119,000
> Top search result: Rula Lenska
9: "Faria Alam" -- 76,800
> Top search result: Faria Alam , Faria Alam Pics, Of, Non Nude, Non Naked, Pictures
10: "Preston Samuel" -- 14,200
> Top search result: Sociology Faculty - Samuel H. Preston, Ph.D.
11: "Chantelle Houghton" -- 296
> Top search result: Susan Scott Lookalikes Ltd
1: "Maggot" -- 1,800,000
> Top search result: Go Fishing, Go Maggotdrowning - the Coarse Fishing site
2: "George Galloway" -- 1,380,000
> Top search result: George Galloway MP
3: "Dennis Rodman" -- 896,000
> Top search result: NBA.com: Dennis Rodman Player Info
4: "Traci Bingham" -- 700,000
> Top search result: ::: TraciBingham.net :::
5: "Jodie Marsh" -- 393,000
> Top search result: UK Babes - Jodie Marsh Pics
6: "Michael Barrymore" -- 181,000
> Top search result: Joy's Michael Barrymore Pages
7: "Pete Burns" -- 125,000
> Top search result: The Right Stuff: welcome to the official website for Dead Or Alive
8: "Rula Lenska" -- 119,000
> Top search result: Rula Lenska
9: "Faria Alam" -- 76,800
> Top search result: Faria Alam , Faria Alam Pics, Of, Non Nude, Non Naked, Pictures
10: "Preston Samuel" -- 14,200
> Top search result: Sociology Faculty - Samuel H. Preston, Ph.D.
11: "Chantelle Houghton" -- 296
> Top search result: Susan Scott Lookalikes Ltd
Wednesday, 11 January 2006
Isn't Daniel Corbett great?
Daniel Corbett -- look at those teeth. He'd make a great Dracula. is one of the most unique weather forecasters on the telly. He has his own style of describing the weather, often remarking on what it is good for (eg, "having a picnic", "taking the doggie for a walk").Verdict: Almost as good as Kaddy Lee-Preston.
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