My Windows, a study in watercolour

Windows

Colemanballs

Alan McInally, heard on Sky Sports' Soccer Saturday programme, today:

"... They're throwing the kitchen sink at them and every other domestic compliance you can think of..."

Ode to RG43 BAE

Oh, RG43 BAE,
Why didn't you like driving behind me?
You appeared from nowhere, flashing your headlights,
All I wanted to do was to get home for the night.
Next time I see you I'll know,
To pull over for the madman in the Renault.

Why are all American international goalkeepers bald?

Kasey Keller

Marcus Hahnemann

Brad Friedel

Tim Howard