Monday 27 February 2006

Shane Warne = Simon Jordan

Jordan
Warne

Thursday 16 February 2006

Tits v T*ts

Of all the papers, The Sun goes all coy when it comes to the BBC3 program 'Tittybangbang'. It blushingly prints 'T*ttybanbang' in the TV schedules.

Monday 6 February 2006

The Coast Road

I'm reading The Coast Road by Paul Gogarty. It's borrowed from the library and contains the scribbled thoughts of a fellow lender in the margins...

Page 5
- Gogarty says: "There are more castles in Kent than in any other country"
- Scribbler says: "Cumberland and Northumberland?"

Page 16
- Gogarty says: "A sliver of new moon is rising"
- Scribbler says: "The new moon sets"

... Why would someone do this?

Gareth Southgate = Freddy Mercury

Mercury
Southgate