Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Monday, 21 January 2013

Karl Robinson = Marc Wooton lookalike

Karl Robinson (MK Dons manager)
=
Marc Wooton (Shirley Ghostman)

Sunday, 30 January 2011

Notes from a visit to Underhill

Saturday 29 January 2011: Barnet 0 Southend 2
1) The famous slope is steep
2) Shouts from the crowd to the male linesman:
a) "There's a woman here who could do a better job than you"
b) "Get your t*ts out!"

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Keys, Gray, Massey and Jackson

Massey
Very strange to see The Sun's approach to the Richard Keys/Andy Gray sexism debacle.

It's not quite sure whose side to be on, considering its outdated fondness for the Page 3 lady. It had no qualms in publishing alluring photos of the "female linesman" Sian Massey, and is appearing to have resisted the full photogenic possibilities that Andy-Gray-tucker-down-refuser Charlotte Jackson offers.

Anyway, to redress the sexist balance, here are the famously hairy Mr Keys and "balding pervert"* Mr Gray (both now available for work):

*The Sun's words, not mine!
Gray

Keys


GoogleWatch, 26 Jan 2010
  1. "Andy Gray" -- About 663,000 results (0.15 seconds)
  2. "Charlotte Jackson" -- About 445,000 results (0.15 seconds)
  3. "Richard Keys" -- About 423,000 results (0.17 seconds)
  4. "Sian Massey" -- About 153,000 results (0.14 seconds)

Thursday, 18 September 2008

Pierre Issa

Sometimes you remember reading something yonks ago, but then can't find any concrete info on the subject.

According to my memory - unless I was dreaming - South African footballer, Pierre Issa, was suspected of wearing a headset during a World Cup game, and was in communication with his manager on the touchline. Did this actually happen?

YouTube: Pierre Issa gets dropped!

miscellending

Tuesday, 13 March 2007

Why...?

... don't they show how much time is left in football highlight programmes?

Saturday, 13 January 2007

Colemanballs

Alan McInally, heard on Sky Sports' Soccer Saturday programme, today:

Mac"... They're throwing the kitchen sink at them and every other domestic compliance you can think of..."