When will I be famous?

This year's Celebrity Big Brother contestants may have decided amongst themselves who was the most famous (Michael Barrymore, apparently), but what does Google say? This...

1: "Maggot" -- 1,800,000
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2: "George Galloway" -- 1,380,000
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3: "Dennis Rodman" -- 896,000
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4: "Traci Bingham" -- 700,000
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5: "Jodie Marsh" -- 393,000
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6: "Michael Barrymore" -- 181,000
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7: "Pete Burns" -- 125,000
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8: "Rula Lenska" -- 119,000
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9: "Faria Alam" -- 76,800
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10: "Preston Samuel" -- 14,200
> Top search result: Sociology Faculty - Samuel H. Preston, Ph.D.

11: "Chantelle Houghton" -- 296
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