Sunday, 30 January 2011

Notes from a visit to Underhill

Saturday 29 January 2011: Barnet 0 Southend 2
1) The famous slope is steep
2) Shouts from the crowd to the male linesman:
a) "There's a woman here who could do a better job than you"
b) "Get your t*ts out!"

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Keys, Gray, Massey and Jackson

Massey
Very strange to see The Sun's approach to the Richard Keys/Andy Gray sexism debacle.

It's not quite sure whose side to be on, considering its outdated fondness for the Page 3 lady. It had no qualms in publishing alluring photos of the "female linesman" Sian Massey, and is appearing to have resisted the full photogenic possibilities that Andy-Gray-tucker-down-refuser Charlotte Jackson offers.

Anyway, to redress the sexist balance, here are the famously hairy Mr Keys and "balding pervert"* Mr Gray (both now available for work):

*The Sun's words, not mine!
Gray

Keys


GoogleWatch, 26 Jan 2010
  1. "Andy Gray" -- About 663,000 results (0.15 seconds)
  2. "Charlotte Jackson" -- About 445,000 results (0.15 seconds)
  3. "Richard Keys" -- About 423,000 results (0.17 seconds)
  4. "Sian Massey" -- About 153,000 results (0.14 seconds)