A story about Freedom Leisure/Goldsmiths

The leisure centre in Crowborough, of which Mr X has been a member of for over seven years, has organised a five-a-side football tournament. Mr X paid his £25 for a team weeks ago, yet on the day before the tournament, was told that there has been a mix-up. Despite paying, the centre had no record of the team, so said his team of seven players couldn't play. Bizarrely, the staff have two teams which have had no problem entering.

Freedom Leisure/Goldsmiths

How to make Engerland play better at the World Cup...

... give them a proper nickname.

It's worked for Australia (aka the Socceroos), through to the second round.

It's done the trick for Trinidad and Tobago (aka the Soca Warriors), who got to their first ever finals.

OK, let's forget about Jamaica (aka the Reggae Boyz).

Found

Polaroid photo of house at night (LIDL car park, Crowborough)



See: Found Magazine

Where's What's On Editor? March 2006

Here are the results of the latest spot-the-photo-hungry-editor...

Where's What's On Editor? March 2006 ratio:
6 times out of 64 pages (0.0938)

See the last post for more details: Where's What's On Editor? October 2005

Shane Warne = Simon Jordan

Tits v T*ts

Of all the papers, The Sun goes all coy when it comes to the BBC3 program 'Tittybangbang'. It blushingly prints 'T*ttybanbang' in the TV schedules.

The Coast Road

I'm reading The Coast Road by Paul Gogarty. It's borrowed from the library and contains the scribbled thoughts of a fellow lender in the margins...

Page 5
- Gogarty says: "There are more castles in Kent than in any other country"
- Scribbler says: "Cumberland and Northumberland?"

Page 16
- Gogarty says: "A sliver of new moon is rising"
- Scribbler says: "The new moon sets"

... Why would someone do this?